Thursday, May 06, 2010

chub chub

ugh. today was NOT a good eating day for me.

first, my cinqo de mayo dinner plans changed to something much more thematically sound than the previously described moroccan sandwiches on account of the rain kiboshing our plans to go out to hear some straight-ahead jazz last night. the dotytron was mad stressing so i think another night out was too much for him to think about. i made corn, zucchini, and monterrey jack enchiladas, sauced in a poblano cream sauce with a last-minute addition of crumbled chorizo on top:

it looks like a hot mess because i over-sauced and over-baked it so that the corn tortillas absorbed too much sauce and started to break down too much. doesn't matter, it was freakin' delicious.

today is when things went off the rails a bit. i started off the day with a regular sized breakfast. 3 slices of malt toast with butter, a glass of o.j., a glass of water. then i got to work and G treated me to a big breakfast, which is 2 eggs, 4 links of sausage, 2 pieces of toast, and 2 hashbrowns. then i bought myself lunch and got chicken fingers and fries with gravy. then i came home and decided that since spumante was obviously demanding a diet of high fructose corn syrup, GMO carbs, 3000% of my daily recommended sodium intake, and feedlot beef, that i might as well go whole hog and succumb to my long-denied need for burger king.

so i got the steakhouse XT burger and a poutine. and now i feel like hell:


the dotytron got the angry whopper which was ultimately the better call, as it's a promo item that's based on the whopper patty - whereas the XT is based on this new patty which is nowhere near as beefy as the whopper patty, even if it is thicker. the whopper patty is the bomb. i should never forget that.

now onto the flubbiest game of dodgeball evers.

fin.

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